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A woman devoid of a head is repeatedly distinguished relaxing on a stool in a house in Amado. Nevertheless, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from deep space has been observed on a few occasions in Tubac Presidio State Historical Park before dawn concealing a cadaver by a big boulder.
A man without a head may often be witnessed crying next to a lamppost in Amado. Residents here declare that this ghost may very well be a celebrated past local of Amado.
A massive elk may be perceived very frequently cleaning a blood-splattered jacket in Aliso Spring very late at night.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer has from time to time been observed gazing at the water by Amole Dam late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Amado
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Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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