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These are some lies we made up about Alpine.
A colossal buffalo is now and then made out in an Alpine secondary school at the stroke of midnight wandering the halls.
Ludwig van Beethoven is known to have been seen on one or two instances in a mirror in an Alpine apartment; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack grasping a large axe can now and then be distinguished at night hovering over Campbell Flat.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft has regularly been made out up on Gobbler Point mounding pieces of wood.
A space alien from planet Mercury is known to have been witnessed on a few occasions in Bull Canyon before sunrise downing blood from a glass.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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