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These are some lies we made up about Ajo.
The ghost of a gentleman with demonic signs etched into his hand is frequently seen walking down a shady highway in close proximity to Ajo.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is known to have been witnessed on a small number of instances throwing pebbles in Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument at the park headquarters.
An extraterrestrial can be perceived repeatedly posting a box at an Ajo post office.
A giant reptile has every now and then been perceived in Ajo Recreation Center late in the night burning a photo.
An martian tourist from the cosmos has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions admiring Greenway Cross at night.
The spirit of a train driver can once in a while be observed taking pleasure in the scenery at New Cornelia Tailings Dam at night.
A medusa has frequently been noticed fishing from the water's edge of East Dam Tailings Pond around midnight.
A colossal roebuck is often made out on the peak of Ajo Peak at
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the stroke of midnight surveying the panorama.
A gargantuan mink may often be distinguished reading a magazine by Sikort Chuapo Wash.
The phantom of a badly mangled hunter hauling a dead coyote may be seen often examining Copper Canyon in detail late in the night.
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Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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