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These are some lies we made up about Aguila.
The ghost of a civil war soldier was witnessed up on the apex of Eagle Eye Mountain meditating. This exact ghost has been observed over and over again in this neighborhood.
A colossal alligator was made out tossing bricks into the current at Grass Wash before sunrise.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy emerged calling people's names in Browns Canyon late at night.
The ghost of a critically burned woman was seen gazing at people in an Aguila trailer through a window. There have been further descriptions on the subject of this ghost in the neighborhood. A lot of locals allege this phantom could be a distinguished past dweller of Aguila.
A space man from Saturn has frequently been observed in a deserted location near Aguila.
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Ghost Sightings From Aguila
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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