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These are some lies we made up about Yorktown.
The ghost of a man dressed in a soldier's outfit appeared struggling to say something by Boggy Branch. The appearance of the viewer terrified the ghost who then faded away. Some of the people here claim this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Yorktown a long time ago.
The armor of a medieval knight lacking a human being inside was distinguished strolling through a Yorktown area graveyard. The eye witness freaked out and fled.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus was spotted meditating alongside a wild highway near Yorktown very late at night.
A minotaur has repeatedly been spotted being in a deserted manor in Yorktown.
A huge giraffe is regularly spotted yelling names of people near the entrance to Palmetto State Park.
The ghost of a lady with a plastic bag fastened around her head has supposedly been made out on frequent occasions standing by a wild road next to Yorktown. No matter what people say,
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this ghost sure is chilling; one that any wise person would not want to bump into.
A big terrifying ghost may repeatedly be witnessed being carried by a bicycle on a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Yorktown. It has been claimed that this individual phantom is that of a person who had a house here in Yorktown before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Yorktown
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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