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These are some lies we made up about Wylie.
A lady's body having a raccoon's head is every so often noticed relaxing in a chair in an apartment next to Wylie.
A gargantuan quagga has allegedly been observed on numerous instances hiding a corpse by a large boulder in Avalon Park at the stroke of midnight.
A huge rat has repeatedly been perceived looking at the water by Lago Grande Dam at night.
A colossal baboon is repeatedly witnessed in the backseat of a Dodge by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night.
A space man from deep space has been said to have been spotted on a few occasions in the middle of Bear Creek seeking a photo.
An enormous rhinoceros can regularly be distinguished gardening in the front garden of a trailer in Wylie.
A colossal snake may be distinguished time and again downing water from Spring Creek Springs before dawn.
A fairly rotten human cadaver has occasionally been made out by an old man hunting in a forest
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close to Wylie. It has been alleged that this precise ghost takes pleasure in frightening folks who come searching for ghosts in Wylie.
A woman ablaze, gripping a gasoline container has allegedly been observed on a handful of occasions taking a rest in a chair in a home in Wylie.
Vincent van Gogh can every now and then be observed staggering
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from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours on a Wylie lane.
The spirit of a farmer in a worn hat was perceived sitting at the dining table in a Wylie residence. When seen the ghost came near the bystander who then ran away.
A youthful girl wearing a blood-covered wedding dress emerged struggling to state something in Cedar Hill State Park right by the park headquarters. This precise ghost has been perceived frequently in this location. According to what the people who live here declare, this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who passed away here in Wylie some decades ago.
An ET was noticed looking at folks in a Wylie house through an air vent.
A man having a sword in his head became visible in a wild spot right next door to Wylie. Other accounts of this ghost have been described.
The ghost of a mail carrier was noticed walking beside a shadowy highway next to Wylie. Numerous people close by have had comparable incidents with the same ghost.
An martian voyager from deep space was
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observed sending a packet at a Wylie post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Wylie
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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