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These are some lies we made up about Winnie.
A female with her arms cut off has often been witnessed in Chambers County Park on a dark night hauling a cadaver across the ground. No matter what people say, it's a chilling ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to meet.
An armed forces outfit striding about lacking a body in it is repeatedly distinguished startling folks along a wild road in the neighborhood of Winnie in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a civil war fighter has purportedly been witnessed on a few occasions at Spindletop Bayou after midnight tossing boulders into the stream.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy may regularly be seen calling people's names at Spindletop Weir Saltwater Barrier Dam late at night.
A giant bull can be spotted repeatedly staying in an uninhabited manor in Winnie.
Christopher Columbus has now and then been witnessed by Spindletop Marsh staring angrily at the watcher.
A huge hamster is from time to time noticed standing by
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a secluded road near Winnie.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer has been observed on one or two occasions in a trailer in Winnie.
A giant wolf can now and then be seen quite near Sea Rim State Park heaving chunks of concrete.
An martian explorer from deep space was perceived in a Winnie house.
The spirit of a dreadfully
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scorched woman materialized piling stones right by the entrance to Big Thicket National Preserve. The appearance of the watcher scared the ghost who then faded away.
The spirit of a gentleman with names engraved into his back appeared wandering by a wild highway near Winnie. The ghost spoke about avenging a slaying. Folks here who have witnessed this phantom claim this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Winnie long ago. Nevertheless, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A colossal ibex was perceived appearing in a closet mirror.
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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