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A female with a sword in her head is repeatedly made out hauling a human headbone by Bullard Creek. Many local residents argue this ghost is possibly the undeparted ghost of a person who used to reside here in Windom. Nevertheless, this spirit certainly is chilling; one that any rational person would not want to bump into.
The spirit of a young Indian warrior has purportedly been noticed on several occasions gazing at the water by Altick Lake Dam on a dark night. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The phantom of an airliner pilot can repeatedly be noticed walking along a shady highway in close proximity to Windom.
The terrifying ghost of a Viking may be seen repeatedly right by the entrance to Bonham State Park trying to express something. Locals here who have noticed this ghost claim this ghost is the stressed spirit of an old Windom local.
A huge hippopotamus has sometimes been made out sending a box at a Windom post office.
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Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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