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These are some lies we made up about Willis.
A fairly decomposed human body can sometimes be noticed smoking a cigar in the middle of a desolate highway close to Willis on a dark night.
A female afire, clutching a gasoline bottle is often distinguished in the center of Camp Creek reading a pamphlet. Lots of local residents argue this ghost may very well be a celebrated former time local of Willis.
A gigantic gorilla has supposedly been perceived on a small number of instances carrying a human headbone by Hazel Pond.
An alien tourist from another planet may frequently be made out around midnight checking out Steep Hollow in detail.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury may be distinguished often looking at Bart Lake Dam at night.
Johann Sebastian Bach is from time to time made out spending time in a derelict villa in Willis.
A colossal cheetah has been witnessed on a few instances standing by a deserted road in the vicinity of Willis.
A space man from the cosmos was seen reflecting
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on the shore of Lake Ann.
The martian pilot of a UFO came into view traveling on a Harley on a shadowy highway near Willis.
An Icthyosaurus was witnessed in a flat in Willis.
A gigantic wolverine became visible facing the onlooker in Huntsville State Park near the ranger station.
Snow White was made out in a Willis residence.
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extraterrestrial from planet Mars was distinguished wandering next to a secluded highway near Willis.
A gigantic jerboa has frequently been perceived showing up in a washroom mirror.
A space alien from deep space is repeatedly witnessed taking a rest in a beanbag in a residence right next door to Willis.
A space invader is rumored to have been observed on many instances late at night running after a passing Nissan on a gloomy road near Willis.
Vasco da Gama can often be witnessed in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night.
The spirit of a planter dressed in a hat may be perceived often by a woman hunting in a forest near Willis. One thing is for certain, it unquestionably is a menacing phantom that is better not upset.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system is now and then seen seated on the floor in an apartment in Willis.
A space invader from another world has been made out on a handful of occasions reading a tabloid by a streetlight in Willis.
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
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