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These are some lies we made up about Whitt.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy has purportedly been seen on a few occasions in Red Hollow before sunrise flashing a flash light. According to what the people who live here claim, this spirit may be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Whitt some decades ago.
Henry VIII was seen thinking at Bailey Lake Dam around midnight.
An extremely large elk emerged at midnight floating along on Dyer Creek.
The spirit of a silver-miner appeared appearing frightening up on the top of Bald Knob. Panicked by the watchers the ghost made its way into the shadows.
An ET from Mars was made out in a Whitt residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Whitt
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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