|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Whitharral.
The phantom of a farmer sporting a worn hat has occasionally been distinguished rummaging around in garbage container on a Whitharral street. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that is better not disrupted.
A Centrosaurus is from time to time seen hovering in the air like a blimp in Whitharral.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy can now and then be observed in a clothing store in the Whitharral vicinity.
An extremely large chinchilla was distinguished trying on socks in a Whitharral mobile home.
A massive parrot was seen nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Whitharral.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Whitharral
Submit a lie about Whitharral, Texas:
Other untruthful towns near Whitharral, Texas:
Littlefield, Texas, 11 miles away
Levelland, Texas, 11 miles away
Anton, Texas, 12 miles away
Spade, Texas, 13 miles away
Smyer, Texas, 14 miles away
Amherst, Texas, 17 miles away
Pep, Texas, 18 miles away
Sundown, Texas, 20 miles away
Fieldton, Texas, 21 miles away
Ropesville, Texas, 22 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Texas
|
Ghost Sightings From Whitharral
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
MORE JOKES
|
