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These are some lies we made up about Wharton.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft came into view at midnight drifting by on Baughman Slough.
The spirit of a guy wearing an army outfit came into view in Croom Park on a dark night hauling a corpse over the grass. This is one of those spirits that is seen time and again nearby. One thing is for sure, this is a horrible ghost that you do not want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
An alien voyager from deep space was observed performing a tune on a harpsichord in a Wharton trailer.
An enormous dingo has frequently been distinguished by Blossom Slough smoking a cigar.
A space alien from planet Saturn is often seen looking across Blossom Prairie on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may often be spotted examining the landscape from the apex of Peach Break around midnight.
An enormous lynx can be noticed over and over again in a mirror in a Wharton mobile home; the ghost was solely observable in the
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mirror.
An ET has every now and then been made out in a trailer near Wharton.
A Yeti is once in a while observed trying to locate a bag beneath a parked Honda in a Wharton parking lot late in the night.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object has been said to have been observed on numerous instances in Brazos Bend State
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Park at the park headquarters struggling to state something.
A lady with a knife sticking out of her head can from time to time be distinguished in a Wharton area auto part store, pacing the aisles.
The ghost of a female with a sack tied around her head has repeatedly been observed having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Wharton mobile home thinking.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet is regularly distinguished traveling on a stallion along a road right next door to Wharton.
A large chilling ghost has supposedly been observed on a small number of occasions walking through a trailer close to Wharton. Well, it's a terrifying ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to encounter.
A space alien from Mars can frequently be observed at a coin operated phone in Wharton talking on the telephone.
A huge bear can be seen very often walking through a Wharton area graveyard.
A gigantic boar has now and then been noticed howling at the watcher to stay away alongside a desolate
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highway near Wharton late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Wharton
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Ghost Sightings From Wharton
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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