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The ghost of a waitress has purportedly been distinguished on many instances staring through residence windows in West Columbia after midnight.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief can often be witnessed in Bell Creek reading a newspaper. A lot of local residents say this phantom loves terrifying foolhardy people who dare to upset the calm in West Columbia. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a chilling ghost that is better not disrupted.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady has now and then been perceived in Varner Hogg Plantation State Historical Park after midnight carrying a cranium. Whatever folks articulate, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that you would not want to come across late in the night.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances around midnight studying Cannon Gully in detail.
An extremely large koodoo has frequently been observed looking at the water by Beal Reservoir
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Levee before dawn.
The ghost of a young lady clad as a house keeper is often witnessed watching television in a West Columbia living room at night. Residents who have seen this phantom say this phantom enjoys startling foolish people who come trying to locate phantoms in West Columbia.
The ghost of a young cowboy has allegedly been witnessed
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on many instances searching through garbage container on a West Columbia residential street.
A space man from another part of the galaxy may regularly be distinguished hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in West Columbia.
A space man may be seen very frequently redistributing orbs about in Brazos Bend State Park quite near the ranger station.
The ghost of a gold-miner has from time to time been made out gazing at an old woman slumbering in an armchair in a building in West Columbia. Locals allege that this ghost can be the soul of a local person who passed away here in West Columbia a long time ago.
The ghost of a man outfitted as a store clerk is from time to time noticed in a shoe store in the West Columbia neighborhood. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unfriendly ghost that any sane person would not want to meet.
A female with a moderately transparent body has supposedly been observed on frequent instances trying on a shirt in a West Columbia flat. One of the people who live here firmly
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says that this ghost might be a distinguished former time native of West Columbia.
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Ghost Sightings From West Columbia
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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