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These are some lies we made up about Weimar.
The phantom of a silver-miner has once in a while been made out in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver noticing the phantom in his rear view mirror at night. No matter what folks say, it indisputably is a scary spirit that you wouldn't want to run into at midnight.
Snow White has been noticed on a handful of instances in Hill Memorial Park very late at night dragging a corpse over the grass.
An extremely large koala can now and then be made out cutting grass in the back yard of a trailer in Weimar.
The spirit of a gentleman outfitted as a car mechanic was noticed dragging a cadaver from the cold water of Alligator Branch before sunrise. Freaked out by the bystanders the spirit faded away into the shadows.
A giant donkey came into sight by a lady fishing by a lake near Weimar.
A Chupacabra was distinguished taking a rest on a couch in a residence in Weimar.
An alien traveler from deep space was spotted rearranging orbs around in Buescher State Park right by the park headquarters.
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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