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These are some lies we made up about Webster.
A space man from planet Venus is once in a while spotted scrambling out of a manhole on a Webster residential road before sunrise.
A space man from space has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances performing a song on a xylophone in a Webster trailer.
A gigantic waterbuck was observed scrutinizing Cedar Gully in detail late in the night.
A Plateosaurus came into sight looking down into the water at Nassau Bay after midnight.
An ET was perceived clutching a human cranium in 1776 Park at midnight.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship showed up in a Webster school in the early morning hours before sunrise walking the halls.
An alien explorer from another world was made out gazing by Armand Bayou.
A female with a sword sticking out of her head was seen in a residence near Webster. There are many stories involving this ghost in the neighborhood.
The ghost of a female with a plastic bag fastened
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around her head has often been noticed in a Webster area store, walking the aisles.
A colossal cony is regularly distinguished frightening people before dawn by a mailbox in Webster.
A sizeable terrifying phantom may frequently be made out by the entrance to Brazos Bend State Park moving orbs about. People here who have witnessed this
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ghost declare this ghost is possibly the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Webster.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter can be seen very often resting at the dining table in a Webster residence calling names.
An ET from deep space has from time to time been perceived marching through a home in Webster.
The ghost of a shackled up guy is now and then seen traveling on a horse down a road right next door to Webster.
A massive porcupine is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances striding through a home in the vicinity of Webster.
Vasco da Gama has frequently been perceived at a coin operated phone in Webster making a phone call.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship is frequently distinguished striding through a Webster area graveyard.
A huge rabbit is known to have been witnessed on numerous occasions mounding rocks in the middle of a secluded highway close to Webster on a dark night.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy may frequently be spotted standing by a wild highway near Webster.
A gigantic llama can be witnessed over and over again in a trailer in Webster.
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Ghost Sightings From Webster
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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