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These are some lies we made up about Weatherford.
Aladdin has once in a while been observed by Beeman Branch sipping soda pop.
A giant puma is known to have been witnessed on many occasions in Chandor Gardens in the early morning hours smoking a cigar.
A massive lamb can occasionally be made out at Albert Smith Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking in the scenery.
The ghost of a steel-miner was perceived struggling up from a storm drain on a Weatherford residential street late at night. The arrival of the witness startled the ghost who then vanished.
A medusa materialized down near Stimson Springs after midnight grasping a headbone.
A space alien from another galaxy became visible nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Weatherford.
A massive skunk was perceived in a Weatherford secondary school at midnight marching the hallways.
A very large bunny has frequently been spotted on the peak of Joe Bell Mountain very late at night glancing
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at the view.
The ghost of a guy clad as a gas station attendant is repeatedly seen in a mirror in a Weatherford residence; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror. According to what the local residents assert, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Weatherford many years ago.
An enormous goat
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has allegedly been seen on a handful of instances searching for a hat underneath a parked Pontiac in a Weatherford parking lot around midnight.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship may regularly be perceived in a Weatherford area grocery store, staggering the aisles.
The phantom of a man having on a police outfit can be noticed over and over again in Cleburne State Park at the park headquarters shuffling orbs around. Loads of people who live here declare this ghost is that of a resident who settled here in Weatherford long ago. In any case, this is a hostile phantom that you don't want to bump into before sunrise.
An martian explorer from another solar system has sometimes been witnessed looking menacing at night on a lawn in Weatherford.
The ghost of an aged man with a large gray beard has been made out on several instances relaxing at a table in a Weatherford apartment turning toward the witness.
A space man from another planet can from time to time be made out being carried by a donkey
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down a highway next to Weatherford.
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Ghost Sightings From Weatherford
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Ghost Sightings From Weatherford
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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