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The spirit of a young-looking female drenched in blood can every now and then be noticed floating in the air like a balloon in Waxahachie. A resident argues that this ghost is perhaps the undeparted ghost of a local who used to have a house here in Waxahachie.
A giant deer was noticed in Chapman Park before dawn hauling a cadaver across the ground.
The ghost of an old sorceress materialized staring at an old man sleeping on a futon in a building in Waxahachie. This ghost is exceptionally active in this area; there have been many additional sightings of this particular ghost.
A man with a large hole through his torso was observed struggling to grip something in the middle of Boyce Creek. The bystander ran away after she saw the phantom.
A woman's body with a horse's head materialized in a restaurant in the Waxahachie area. The ghost did not care that there was somebody else present.
A guy having the head of a beast was witnessed
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at Griffith Dam before sunrise looking at the panorama. When the observer emerged the phantom ran away. Several of the residents allege this phantom is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten Waxahachie local.
A lady in flames, clutching a gasoline container was spotted trying on a jacket in a Waxahachie house. The ghost talked about revenging
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a murder. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Waxahachie many years ago. One thing's for sure, this is an unlikable ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into at midnight.
The ghost of a planter dressed in a farmer hat has often been observed crawling out from a manhole on a Waxahachie residential street after midnight. Based on what the people who live here declare, this spirit is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Waxahachie some time ago.
An ET from Venus is often noticed looking creepy in Cedar Hill State Park near the park headquarters.
An alien from another galaxy is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of occasions poking around in mailboxes late in the night in Waxahachie.
A space alien may often be made out playing a song on a harmonica in a Waxahachie mobile home.
A very large alligator can be made out over and over again in a Waxahachie school late in the night marching the hallways.
Count Dracula
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has now and then been perceived in a mirror in a Waxahachie flat; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Waxahachie
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Ghost Sightings From Waxahachie
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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