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These are some lies we made up about Wallis.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon was perceived at Penny Lake Dam at night heaving pieces of wood.
A very large guanaco showed up piling rocks by Allens Creek.
A massive hyena was spotted devastating a photo in Artesian Park at night.
The spirit of an aged woman grasping a revolver has repeatedly been seen late in the night hovering across Bernard Prairie. Based on what the local residents declare, this spirit is that of a person who dwelled here in Wallis many years ago. In any case, this is an antagonistic phantom that should be left alone.
A huge wolf is repeatedly distinguished at the stroke of midnight struggling out of Alligator Hole drenched in slime.
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Ghost Sightings From Wallis
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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