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These are some lies we made up about Venus.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a large mustache and a wooden right leg came into view by Carousel Farms Lake Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water. When the witness showed up the spirit fled.
Socrates was spotted at Boggy Branch very late at night flinging pieces of wood into the flowing water.
The ghost of an old lady hauling a pistol has repeatedly been seen seated at a table in a Venus building. Well, this phantom unquestionably is frightening; one that is better not disturbed.
An alien from another world is regularly observed in a desolate spot outside Venus.
An ET is known to have been noticed on a handful of instances standing along a shady highway next to Venus.
The spirit of an old Indian chief may be distinguished over and over again sending a package at a Venus post office.
A black cat that shifted shape into a lady has once in a while been observed staring wrathfully at the witness outside Cedar Hill
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State Park. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Venus local person.
The ghost of a homeless man is every so often noticed sipping diesel from a pump at a fueling station in Venus.
A huge mynah bird can sometimes be spotted walking a German Shepherd late in the night on a dark Venus lane.
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Pterodactyl has often been made out staring through residence windows in Venus at midnight.
A gargantuan wolf is often distinguished watching shows in a Venus living room at night.
A scary being has been said to have been noticed on a handful of occasions on a Venus avenue before dawn.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos can regularly be spotted staring at a lady sleeping on a mattress in an apartment in Venus.
An alien from planet Neptune can be distinguished often in an autopart store in the Venus vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Venus
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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