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These are some lies we made up about Vega.
The phantom of an elderly cleaning lady is regularly noticed wandering through a residence in Vega.
A gargantuan ibex has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions being carried by a steed along a road near Vega.
A space invader from another planet may regularly be witnessed strolling through a residence in the neighborhood of Vega.
The Pied Piper can be made out frequently trying to locate a box at Alibates Flint Quarries National Monument.
The ghost of a young lady dressed as a house keeper has every now and then been spotted at a public phone in Vega talking on the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Vega
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Ghost Sightings From Vega
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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