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These are some lies we made up about Valley View.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has been observed on one or two occasions facing the bystander at Tipps Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A big frightening monster can every so often be distinguished on the summit of Mount Olive before sunrise gazing at the view.
The alien commander of a flying saucer has frequently been noticed floating down on Hackley Creek after midnight.
A space man from planet Venus has allegedly been perceived on one or two occasions guzzling water from Mountain Springs at night.
A woman with her legs cut off can often be observed burning a picture in Ray Roberts Lake State Park - Johnson Branch Unit at night.
An enormous tapir can be seen over and over again mailing a parcel at a Valley View post office.
Julius Ceasar has every now and then been seen articulating into the air as if somebody else was nearby.
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Ghost Sightings From Valley View
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If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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