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A gargantuan puma is often noticed at the stroke of midnight scrutinizing Thompson Hollow in detail.
An extraterrestrial from another world has allegedly been spotted on several instances looking at the water by Hall Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
An ET can frequently be spotted yelling at the witness to disappear in the center of Castle Creek.
The ghost of an aged witch may be noticed frequently suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Valley Mills. Either way, it's a chilling ghost that you would not want to encounter at midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet is every now and then noticed staring at a lady slumbering on the floor in a residence in Valley Mills.
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Ghost Sightings From Valley Mills
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Ghost Sightings From Valley Mills
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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