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These are some lies we made up about Universal City.
The spirit of a jet pilot was spotted picking flowers in the back yard of a building in Universal City. When witnessed the spirit approached the bystander who then escaped.
The creepy ghost of a Gaul appeared glugging down water from Selma Spring after midnight. This individual ghost has been made out repeatedly in this spot.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire was distinguished by an old woman camping at a campground in the vicinity of Universal City. There have been several accounts about this ghost in the neighborhood.
The ghost of a pregnant woman has frequently been spotted in Chuck Klein Park at the stroke of midnight reflecting.
A massive hare is repeatedly noticed before dawn going to see Crescent Bend.
A huge horse may regularly be made out having a seat on a couch in a residence in Universal City.
A mermaid has every so often been perceived staring at the water by Camelot Development Lake Dam after
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midnight.
A gargantuan coyote is now and then observed looking irritably at the watcher in the middle of Rittiman Creek.
William Shakespeare has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances howling at the onlooker to disappear beside a lamppost in Universal City.
An enormous lamb may occasionally be noticed going through
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a closet in the bedroom of a Universal City trailer before dawn.
A space man from deep space is regularly witnessed gazing at folks in a Universal City flat through an air vent.
A space invader has been spotted on one or two instances mounding pebbles in Blanco State Park quite near the ranger station.
The Mothman may frequently be made out in a deserted place close to Universal City.
The spirit of a young-looking guy having on a denim jacket may be perceived over and over again hitch-hiking in the middle of a dark road in the vicinity of Universal City.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos has now and then been distinguished sending a packet at a Universal City post office.
An alien from deep space is now and then made out downing fuel from a gas pump at a fueling station in Universal City.
An enormous monkey has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions walking a Bulldog around midnight on a shady Universal City residential street.
A headless guy can from time to time
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be witnessed watching TV in a Universal City living room before sunrise. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a menacing spirit that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Universal City
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Ghost Sightings From Universal City
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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