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These are some lies we made up about Umbarger.
An ET can be distinguished time and again at McSpadden Lake Dam at midnight enjoying the panorama.
The spirit of an old Indian chief has sometimes been made out concealing a dead body by a sizeable rock in Conner Park on a dark night.
A colossal opossum is sometimes perceived in an Umbarger area auto part store, marching the aisles.
An alien vacationer from deep space may sometimes be seen yelling at the witness to beat it mid stream in Dry Creek.
An enormous hippopotamus has frequently been made out seated at a table in an Umbarger flat heaving stones.
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Ghost Sightings From Umbarger
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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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