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These are some lies we made up about Tye.
The ghost of a bound up lady may often be spotted floating by on Bull Wagon Creek at the stroke of midnight. In any case, it is in all certainty a scary ghost that you don't want to run into before sunrise.
A gigantic iguana can be witnessed frequently tossing boulders in Elmwood Memorial Park at the stroke of midnight.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer has every so often been distinguished by Feed Lot Tank Dam before sunrise gazing at the water.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is every so often witnessed spending time in an empty villa in Tye.
An martian vacationer from another world has been witnessed on one or two occasions standing by a deserted highway in close proximity to Tye.
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Ghost Sightings From Tye
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Ghost Sightings From Tye
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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