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These are some lies we made up about Tomball.
A Brachiosaurus can be witnessed time and again in Brown Park late in the night scooping out a crack.
An alien from another planet has every now and then been witnessed exploring Bogs Gully in detail very late at night.
An ET is once in a while spotted hurling pieces of wood into Neidigk Lake very late at night.
A knight's armor without a human inside has allegedly been distinguished on several instances glancing across Willow Flats at night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos may every so often be made out dragging a cadaver from the ice cold water of Cow Branch at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from space has often been observed peeking through mobile home windows in Tomball at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous cony is repeatedly perceived watching television in a Tomball living room before dawn.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship has been noticed on several occasions taking in the vista at Marshall Dam
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at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a female with a sack fastened around her head can regularly be noticed rummaging around in garbage container on a Tomball road.
A large terrifying ghost may be observed repeatedly on a Tomball lane before dawn. Nevertheless, it certainly is a terrifying ghost that you don't want to come across at
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night.
A massive kangaroo is every so often made out hanging in the air like a cloud in Tomball.
A space man from planet Pluto has been said to have been noticed on a few occasions staring at a lady slumbering on a futon in an apartment in Tomball.
An ET from the cosmos may every now and then be made out twinkling a light by the entrance to Brazos Bend State Park.
The ghost of a bound up guy was distinguished trying on socks in a Tomball trailer. When the observer emerged the ghost fled. In any case, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The spirit of a young-looking woman covered in blood was observed crawling up from a storm drain on a Tomball residential street at night. The spirit mentioned revenging a killing.
A man with a big hole through his chest came into view poking around in mailboxes late in the night in Tomball. The witness was terrified and fled.
A female's body with a donkey's head was noticed in a Tomball highschool on a dark night striding
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the halls. The spirit nodded to the eye witness. According to the residents, this spirit enjoys startling foolish people who come seeking spirits in Tomball.
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Ghost Sightings From Tomball
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Ghost Sightings From Tomball
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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