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The spirit of a gentleman with satanic symbols cut into his cheek has been witnessed on several instances up on Comanche Peak appearing bloodcurdling. A number of of the residents assert this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through Tolar some time ago. Nevertheless, it's a menacing ghost that you don't want to meet at midnight.
The ghost of an engine driver can occasionally be spotted dragging a cadaver across the dirt in Granburry City Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extremely large lamb has repeatedly been spotted gazing at the water by Bowser Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
An alien traveler from another planet is frequently observed drinking water from Thorp Springs at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from Saturn is known to have been made out on a small number of instances being carried by a steed by a road close to Tolar.
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Ghost Sightings From Tolar
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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