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An extraterrestrial is occasionally spotted up on the highest spot of Kings Hills smoking a pipe.
An alien explorer from another planet can sometimes be distinguished on the highest spot of one of the mountains in the Kings Hills on a dark night verbalizing into the air.
A space invader from planet Mars has frequently been seen by Big Mule Tank Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water.
A frightening skeleton is regularly made out in Fitzpatrick Hollow before sunrise sniveling.
A shining human person is known to have been spotted on a few occasions pulling a corpse from the chilly water of Caballo Creek late at night. In any event, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Tilden
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Ghost Sightings From Tilden
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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