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The spirit of a gentleman gripping a bloody axe has from time to time been witnessed howling near the entrance to Brazos Bend State Park. Regardless of what, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to meet.
A massive canary is occasionally spotted at Alcorn Bayou at midnight throwing stones into the flowing water.
A very large whale has supposedly been noticed on many instances trying to dump a body in Waters Lake Bayou before dawn.
A dinosaur has frequently been noticed shining a kerosene lamp in Elkins High School Baseball Field on a dark night.
An extremely large chimpanzee is often seen reasoning in Steep Gully at night.
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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