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These are some lies we made up about Texas City.
A Pteranodon has been distinguished on a few occasions seated in a beanbag in a mobile home in Texas City.
A giant colt can occasionally be spotted pacing from residence to residence in the early morning hours on a Texas City street.
A colossal wildcat has often been spotted having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Texas City residence.
A dark cockroach that shape-shifted into a lady is repeatedly seen around midnight scrambling out of Silo Bayou drenched in filth.
The martian navigator of a UFO has been said to have been noticed on many instances in Bayou Park at midnight sipping motor oil.
An alien vacationer from space may be observed very often smoking a cigar at the water at April Fool Point.
The ghost of a homeless gentleman has from time to time been distinguished in Halfmoon Shoal late at night articulating into the thin air.
A creepy creature has been observed on many instances at Galveston County Water Reservoir Dam
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in the early morning hours reading a magazine.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto may now and then be witnessed dragging a dead body from the cold water of Basford Bayou before dawn.
A colossal warthog was witnessed looking at people in a Texas City flat through a peephole.
An extraterrestrial from deep space came into view
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yelling by Galveston Island State Park.
A massive lemur was observed in a desolate spot near Texas City.
A space man came into sight standing along a dark highway near Texas City.
Count Dracula was made out glugging down regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Texas City.
The ghost of a man clad as a store clerk has often been made out chatting into the air as if somebody in addition was nearby. One thing is for certain, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object is frequently witnessed walking a Rottweiler at the stroke of midnight on a gloomy Texas City residential road.
An extremely large roebuck can regularly be perceived peeping through flat windows in Texas City late at night.
A gigantic finch can be made out very often browsing through garbage cans on a Texas City street.
The ghost of a guy wearing a police force uniform has occasionally been seen on a Texas City residential road in
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the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Texas City
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Ghost Sightings From Texas City
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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