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These are some lies we made up about Terrell.
Alexander the Great is occasionally perceived in an apartment in Terrell.
A gargantuan dromedary has allegedly been observed on one or two occasions up on the summit of Breezy Hill gazing furiously at the eye witness.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship may from time to time be spotted going wild in Breezy Hill Park late at night.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn has regularly been observed at North Haven Construction Company Lake Dam at night carving a cavity.
A space invader from space is frequently witnessed striding in the middle of a secluded road outside Terrell.
A centaur may repeatedly be spotted emerging in a mirror.
A gigantic salamander has now and then been made out very late at night floating by on Anthony Branch.
An extremely large fox is sometimes seen taking a rest in a chair in a flat near Terrell.
An extremely large gazelle has allegedly been distinguished on many instances outside Lake
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Tawakoni State Park talking into the air.
A space invader can every so often be perceived in the backseat of a pickup by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
A huge guinea pig was made out picking flowers in the garden of a home in Terrell.
The spirit of a gentleman dressed in a police uniform
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was observed by an old man fishing by a lake in the neighborhood of Terrell. There have been many descriptions concerning this ghost in the area.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead became visible seated on a bench in a flat in Terrell. Numerous people in the vicinity have had matching occurrences involving an identical phantom.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft was observed trying to capture something beneath a streetlight in Terrell.
Napoleon Bonaparte has often been perceived rummaging around in a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Terrell residence before sunrise.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos is repeatedly distinguished having a seat at a coffee table in a Terrell mobile home.
An enormous whale is known to have been distinguished on frequent occasions gazing at people in a Terrell trailer through a peephole.
A very large cougar may regularly be distinguished hitch-hiking alongside a gloomy road outside Terrell.
The ghost of a man having on an armed forces
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uniform may be perceived over and over again gulping gasoline from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Terrell. Loads of local residents argue this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish people who come seeking ghosts in Terrell. No matter what people express, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that is preferably not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Terrell
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Ghost Sightings From Terrell
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
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