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These are some lies we made up about Talco.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may once in a while be spotted by Big Slough gulping blood from a bottle.
A space invader from planet Neptune was distinguished trying to find a picture at Harvey Estate Dam after midnight.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs emerged at Campbell Creek around midnight heaving pieces of wood into the flowing water.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her eyes was witnessed smoking a cigar along a secluded road outside Talco in the early morning hours. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the viewer.
The ghost of a strapped up woman was perceived staying in a forsaken mansion in Talco. When the ghost was perceived it vanished into the thin air. A resident asserts that this ghost is the struggling soul of an old Talco person who lived here. Any which way, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Talco
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Ghost Sightings From Talco
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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