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These are some lies we made up about Tahoka.
An ET from space is every now and then seen in a Tahoka area hardware store, staggering the aisles.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of occasions startling people at midnight by a vending machine in Tahoka.
The ghost of a man sporting an army outfit has often been observed taking a rest at the dining table in a Tahoka trailer yelling people's names.
A massive dingo is repeatedly witnessed strolling through an apartment in Tahoka.
An old knight's armor devoid of a human inside can often be perceived marching through a home near Tahoka.
An alien from planet Mercury can be witnessed very often wandering through a Tahoka neighborhood graveyard.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag tied around her head has every now and then been distinguished hollowing out a crater beside a desolate highway near Tahoka very late at night. Some of the locals say this spirit likes scaring unwise people who come seeking spirits in Tahoka. In any case, this is an antagonistic ghost that is better not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Tahoka
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Ghost Sightings From Tahoka
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
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