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These are some lies we made up about Sweetwater.
A space alien from another solar system is every so often perceived watching shows in a Sweetwater living room at midnight.
A huge elk has been said to have been witnessed on many occasions on a Sweetwater lane around midnight.
The martian crew member of a UFO can once in a while be seen seeking a book in Fraley Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive aoudad was spotted hovering in the air like a cloud in Sweetwater.
The spirit of a young female soaked in blood materialized in Wolf Hollow at the stroke of midnight smoking a pipe. The viewer freaked out and fled. Locals here who have made out this ghost declare this ghost could be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Sweetwater some time ago.
The ghost of an aged sorceress was perceived talking into the air at Bell Springs in the early morning hours. The ghost reacted to the onlooker.
A man with a large hole through his torso appeared staring
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down into the water at Firemans Point late at night. When the ghost was noticed it faded away into the night. Regardless of what people state, it sure is a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to run into in the early morning hours.
A space alien from planet Saturn was perceived gazing at the water by Boothe Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
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cyclop was witnessed bass fishing from the shore of Boothe Lake very late at night.
A gentleman with the head of a demon has frequently been made out late in the night drifting down Bluff Creek.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is regularly noticed up on the highest spot of Beacon Hill flashing a light.
A partially decayed human body has been said to have been spotted on a handful of occasions near Abilene State Park frightening people. People declare that this phantom could be a renowned old days local of Sweetwater.
The ghost of a farmer in a worn hat can frequently be observed gazing at an old woman snoozing in a bed in a residence in Sweetwater. One of the residents confidently argues that this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a resident who used to have a house here in Sweetwater. One thing is for certain, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship can be witnessed very frequently in a store in the Sweetwater neighborhood.
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martian explorer from another solar system has once in a while been noticed trying on a jacket in a Sweetwater trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Sweetwater
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
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