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These are some lies we made up about Sweeny.
A very large sheep has sometimes been distinguished in the center of Bell Creek frightening folks.
A huge lamb is known to have been observed on frequent occasions enjoying the surroundings at Linnville Creek Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours.
A minotaur may every so often be witnessed at night checking out Cannon Gully in detail.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object was noticed being carried by a donkey next to a highway in close proximity to Sweeny.
A gargantuan frog materialized creeping out of Lones Pond covered in filth around midnight.
The ghost of a pregnant lady was perceived in West Columbia Independent School District Football Stadium in the early morning hours chucking pebbles. The ghost was ingested by the air after being observed.
A sizeable creepy giant became visible walking through a building right next door to Sweeny.
The ghost of a young-looking guy sporting a denim jacket was
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perceived in a phone booth in Sweeny talking on the telephone. Being frightened by the viewers the ghost receded into the night.
A decapitated gentleman was made out strolling through a Sweeny neighborhood burial ground. When noticed the ghost came close to the eye witness who then ran off. Folks here say that this ghost can be the soul of a
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local person who passed away here in Sweeny many years ago. In any case, it's a creepy spirit that you wouldn't wish to run into at night.
A female with her head and right arm and right leg chopped off has often been made out devouring a burger alongside a desolate road in the vicinity of Sweeny before sunrise.
A giant bunny is regularly made out smoking a pipe in Brazos Bend State Park at the park headquarters.
A space invader from the Moon has allegedly been observed on a handful of occasions standing by a desolate road in the neighborhood of Sweeny.
A colossal musk deer can frequently be seen in a trailer in Sweeny.
Christopher Columbus can be perceived very frequently walking along a desolate road in close proximity to Sweeny.
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Ghost Sightings From Sweeny
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Ghost Sightings From Sweeny
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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