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An alien traveler from space is regularly perceived ascending out of a manhole on a Sutherland Springs avenue at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from planet Venus has been perceived on a small number of instances gazing at the water by Dagen Lake Dam around midnight.
An ET from the cosmos can frequently be noticed gulping water from Sulphur Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader may be made out repeatedly floating down Alum Creek before sunrise.
A gargantuan guinea pig has from time to time been seen crying out names of people by Grass Ponds.
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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