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These are some lies we made up about Sugar Land.
An enormous squirrel is rumored to have been observed on frequent occasions in Aerodrome - Sugar Land very late at night dragging a body across the ground.
A space invader may sometimes be spotted rummaging around in garbage container on a Sugar Land road.
A female with a spear in her head was distinguished hurling stones into Old River around midnight. The ghost didn't seem to be anxious by the viewers.
A drifting ghost appeared hurling chunks of concrete into the current at Alcorn Bayou late at night. When the ghost was spotted it vanished into the thin air.
A colossal budgerigar was perceived in Red Gully at midnight turning toward the observer.
Nicolaus Copernicus became visible floating in the air like a helium balloon in Sugar Land.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft was noticed staring at the water by Smithers Lake Dam after midnight.
An enormous opossum was noticed staring at a woman slumbering on a couch
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in a residence in Sugar Land.
A Stegosaurus has frequently been witnessed by Brazos Bend State Park obliterating a bag.
An extraterrestrial from Mars is regularly distinguished in a supermarket in the Sugar Land vicinity.
An enormous pig can repeatedly be made out trying on a shirt in a Sugar Land building.
An alien from
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outer space can be seen repeatedly scrambling out of a manhole on a Sugar Land residential street late in the night.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has every so often been seen snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Sugar Land.
The ghost of a plane pilot is every so often witnessed playing a piano in a Sugar Land mobile home. One thing's for certain, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that should be left alone.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet has been seen on one or two occasions in a Sugar Land school in the early morning hours marching the corridors.
A space alien from deep space can every now and then be noticed in a mirror in a Sugar Land residence; the spirit was exclusively visible in the mirror.
A gigantic jaguar is often noticed in a mobile home close to Sugar Land.
The menacing phantom of a Gaul has been made out on one or two instances in a Sugar Land area grocery store, marching the aisles. Residents who have distinguished this
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ghost allege this ghost loves scaring foolhardy people who are bold enough to disrupt the quiet in Sugar Land. Anyhow, this is a horrible phantom that is better not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Sugar Land
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Ghost Sightings From Sugar Land
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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