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These are some lies we made up about Strawn.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is known to have been observed on a few instances attempting to state something in Greyhound Stadium late at night.
A lady with her head and left arm and left leg separated may often be noticed at Double Gates Lake Dam very late at night enjoying the landscape. A local claims that this ghost is perhaps the stressed ghost of a person who used to live here in Strawn. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a chilling spirit that should be let alone.
A military uniform staggering around lacking a body in it can be spotted frequently on a dark night drifting down Bear Creek.
An ET has sometimes been spotted on the peak of Bear Mountain late in the night looking at the vista.
The ghost of a civil war soldier is every so often noticed at night flying across the Palo Pinto Mountains. One of the locals firmly says that this ghost is the undead soul of a long departed Strawn person who lived here. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that is better not disturbed.
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Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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