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These are some lies we made up about Stephenville.
An ET from outer space has supposedly been distinguished on several instances appearing in a washroom mirror.
A colossal musk-ox may often be spotted having a seat in a chair in a house in the neighborhood of Stephenville.
A black as coal snake that transformed into a lady may be witnessed time and again hurling bricks down at the waterfront at Pittman Lake. One thing is for certain, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a destitute man has from time to time been witnessed pulling a dead body from the ice cold water of Dry Branch at midnight.
Napoleon Bonaparte is now and then perceived in the early morning hours running after a passing car on a shady highway next to Stephenville.
An enormous cheetah has been said to have been observed on numerous instances in Lone Star Over Texas Indoor Arena at the stroke of midnight hiding a cadaver by a large rock.
The ghost of a young cowboy may from time
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to time be seen at Farrow Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight taking pleasure in the scenery.
The ghost of a gold-miner was distinguished in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn. There have been many tales regarding this phantom in the area. In any case, it is certainly a terrifying
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phantom that is better not upset.
An alien materialized in Dinosaur Valley State Park right by the ranger station speaking into the night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world was perceived by an old woman hunting in a forest in the neighborhood of Stephenville.
A woman with a semi see-through body showed up relaxing on the floor in a house in Stephenville. Additional folks around here have had matching sightings with a very similar spirit.
A massive hartebeest was distinguished staggering from flat to flat late in the night on a Stephenville street.
A space invader from the cosmos has often been seen searching through a bookshelf in the living room of a Stephenville apartment very late at night.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is often noticed staring at people in a Stephenville trailer through a door crack.
The ghost of a man having on a soldier's outfit may repeatedly be perceived in a deserted neighborhood outside Stephenville.
The extraterrestrial
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technician of a flying saucer can be noticed very frequently hovering by a gloomy road in the vicinity of Stephenville.
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Ghost Sightings From Stephenville
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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