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These are some lies we made up about Stamford.
An alien tourist from another planet is sometimes noticed trying to flag down cars along a murky highway right next door to Stamford.
A large chilling ghost has been seen on many instances swallowing unleaded from a pump at a fuel station in Stamford. In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a young-looking man wearing a confederate uniform may sometimes be witnessed walking a German Shepherd before sunrise on a shadowy Stamford residential street. Many local residents assert this ghost takes pleasure in frightening people who come seeking ghosts in Stamford. Regardless of what, it's a menacing spirit that should be let alone.
The phantom of a street bum is often witnessed at Bettis Lake Dam in the early morning hours shouting at the bystander to be off.
A gargantuan sheep has purportedly been perceived on a handful of occasions in the middle of Dudleys Creek hurling rocks.
Archimedes
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can be witnessed repeatedly digging a gap in a rubber raft on Brick Yard Lake Number 2.
An ET from Mars has occasionally been noticed in Buie Park late at night concealing a body by a big rock.
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Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
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