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These are some lies we made up about Stafford.
The alien pilot of a UFO came into view watering plants in the side yard of a home in Stafford.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune was seen by a man hunting in a forest near Stafford.
The ghost of a lady with a name etched into her back became visible shifting orbs about in Aerodrome - Sugar Land in the early morning hours before sunrise. The observer was terrified and fled.
A gargantuan woodchuck was perceived sitting on the floor in an apartment in Stafford.
The phantom of a lady with a knife in her heart has often been witnessed pointing at the onlooker under a lamppost in Stafford. No matter what, it's a creepy ghost that you would not want to meet at midnight.
A space invader from another galaxy is repeatedly noticed at Kitty Hollow Lake Dam very late at night yelling at the viewer to be off.
The martian captain of a flying saucer has been seen on many occasions fly fishing from the shore of Kitty Hollow Lake around midnight.
Plato
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may regularly be seen hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Alcorn Bayou at midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet can be noticed very frequently at the entrance to Brazos Bend State Park stacking rocks.
A lady having the head of a leprechaun has every now and then been noticed wandering from mobile home to
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mobile home after midnight on a Stafford residential street. Regardless of what folks verbalize, it is indisputably a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The phantom of a guy with half his head missing is occasionally distinguished going through a freezer in the kitchen of a Stafford apartment at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from space is known to have been witnessed on frequent occasions sitting at the kitchen counter in a Stafford flat.
An extremely large elk can occasionally be made out looking at folks in a Stafford building through an air vent.
The ghost of a young lady having on a blood-covered prom dress has regularly been witnessed in a secluded location in the vicinity of Stafford.
The ghost of an eight feet tall colossal guy is regularly distinguished hovering along a shady road in the neighborhood of Stafford.
A gargantuan dugong has been said to have been seen on one or two instances sending a letter at a Stafford post office.
The ghost of a woman having half her head
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lost may regularly be distinguished talking into the air as if someone in addition was near.
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Ghost Sightings From Stafford
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Ghost Sightings From Stafford
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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