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These are some lies we made up about Spur.
A space man from another planet is often witnessed rummaging around in garbage container on a Spur residential road.
A space man can repeatedly be distinguished going nuts in Swenson Park on a dark night.
A gargantuan gnu can be made out over and over again checking out Spade Draw in detail late at night.
An alien voyager from another world has occasionally been observed up on the highest spot of Soldier Mound annihilating a photo.
A huge camel is every now and then witnessed by Hale Lake Dam at midnight looking at the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Spur
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Ghost Sightings From Spur
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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