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These are some lies we made up about Spring.
An enormous dromedary can once in a while be noticed rummaging around in a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Spring flat at midnight.
The alien captain of a UFO has repeatedly been observed by Marshall Dam very late at night gazing at the water.
A space invader from planet Mars has been said to have been spotted on one or two instances resting at the dining table in a Spring mobile home.
An ET from another solar system may repeatedly be perceived staring at folks in a Spring apartment through a window.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot may be perceived very frequently in Aerodrome Willowbrook on a dark night pulling a cadaver across the dirt.
An enormous llama has once in a while been seen meditating in Cannon Gully around midnight.
A woman with a blue face is once in a while observed before sunrise drifting down Panther Branch. Residents here who have noticed this phantom declare this phantom is most likely the undeceased
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phantom of a resident who used to dwell here in Spring.
An extremely large armadillo is known to have been witnessed on a few occasions walking alongside a murky highway in the neighborhood of Spring.
A space alien was perceived posting a packet at a Spring post office.
The spirit of a mail carrier materialized downing regular
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unleaded from a pump at a gasoline station in Spring. When the ghost was observed it disappeared into the thin air.
A very large mongoose was perceived looking crossly at the viewer at Brazos Bend State Park.
A womanly character was perceived chatting into the night as if somebody besides was present. The ghost was ingested by the night after being observed. In any case, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that you wouldn't want to bump into in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos was made out walking a Bulldog at night on a gloomy Spring street.
A space alien from another galaxy has frequently been made out watching television in a Spring living room at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large gila monster is repeatedly noticed rummaging around in garbage container on a Spring avenue.
A space alien has supposedly been seen on frequent instances on a Spring residential street around midnight.
An martian voyager from another world may repeatedly be perceived suspended
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in the air like a helium balloon in Spring.
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Ghost Sightings From Spring
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Ghost Sightings From Spring
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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