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These are some lies we made up about Southlake.
A Tyrannosaurus is known to have been distinguished on one or two instances drinking motor oil down at the water at Bolo Point.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer may sometimes be witnessed in an apartment in Southlake.
An martian explorer from another galaxy was distinguished in Banyan Park at the stroke of midnight covering a corpse by a big boulder.
The spirit of a woman with a bag strapped around her head materialized looking for a person mid stream in Cable Branch. The ghost mumbled about revenging a murder. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it's undoubtedly a frightening phantom that any sensible person wouldn't want to bump into.
A massive ox was observed in a Southlake apartment.
Thumbelina came into view gazing at the water by Triple R Ranch Lake Dam very late at night.
An ET from the Moon was perceived striding by a desolate highway close to Southlake.
An extremely large toad was seen taking a rest
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in an armchair in a mobile home close to Southlake.
A sizeable scary ghost has frequently been distinguished before dawn chasing a passing Nissan on a shadowy road near Southlake. One of the local residents strongly claims that this spirit may be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Southlake in the past.
A space alien from
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outer space has allegedly been noticed on a few instances in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver catching a glimpse of the phantom in her rear view mirror at midnight.
Genghis Khan may frequently be witnessed cutting grass in the yard of a building in Southlake.
The phantom of a tied up man can be spotted over and over again in Cedar Hill State Park by the ranger station calling names of people. A number of of the people who live in this town say this ghost is possibly the struggling ghost of a person who used to live here in Southlake. Anyhow, this phantom indisputably is creepy; one that should be left alone.
A very large rabbit has sometimes been distinguished by a lady canoeing in a river close to Southlake.
The ghost of a hobo has allegedly been spotted on a small number of instances taking a rest on a sofa in a home in Southlake. It's been claimed that this precise ghost is the tormented spirit of an old Southlake person who lived here.
A huge lizard has repeatedly been noticed screaming at the watcher
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to be off beside a streetlamp in Southlake.
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What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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