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These are some lies we made up about Somerset.
The ghost of a tied up female was distinguished in Somerset Stadium before dawn pulling a corpse through some bushes. The appearance of the witness terrified the ghost who then disappeared.
A woman having the head of a demon was made out in an apartment near Somerset. The ghost talked about revenging a homicide. Regardless of what, it's a frightening ghost that should be stayed away from.
A space alien from outer space has often been seen in the early morning hours before sunrise floating by on Black Hill Branch.
The ghost of a man with half his head missing is frequently witnessed looking at the water by Baker Lake Dam after midnight. Local people allege that this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a local person who used to have a home here in Somerset. Whatever folks utter, it certainly is a chilling ghost that is better not messed with.
A decapitated female has supposedly been perceived on numerous occasions watching the vista
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from the peak of Black Hill after midnight. Anyhow, this phantom unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that you would not want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a 12 feet colossal man may regularly be perceived in a Somerset area auto part store, strolling the aisles. A local man declares that this spirit is the undead spirit of a former Somerset local resident.
An enormous wildcat has every so often been noticed destroying a book at night on a lawn in Somerset.
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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