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These are some lies we made up about Smyer.
The ghost of a young female dressed as a maid materialized marching from house to house late in the night on a Smyer avenue. When the watcher became visible the phantom escaped. One thing's for guaranteed, it is indisputably a chilling spirit that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of a young cowboy was perceived having a seat at a table in a Smyer flat. The appearance of the observer frightened the ghost who then vanished. Whichever way, this ghost certainly is frightening; one that is rather not disrupted.
A huge giraffe was noticed looking at people in a Smyer home through an air vent.
A big creepy beast has often been witnessed in a secluded place outside Smyer.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship is regularly witnessed hovering in the middle of a gloomy highway near Smyer.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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