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These are some lies we made up about Slaton.
A man devoid of a head was witnessed at a coin operated phone in Slaton using the telephone. The ghost was unconcerned that there was somebody other present.
A huge oryx was perceived in Tiger Field late at night screaming.
An extraterrestrial has regularly been spotted staring in Long Hollow Canyon at the stroke of midnight.
The martian pilot of a UFO is regularly spotted staring at the water by Lake Ransom Canyon Dam at midnight.
A giant chinchilla can regularly be seen marching through a Slaton vicinity cemetery.
An unbelievably frightening ghost can be distinguished frequently staying in a vacant home in Slaton.
A gargantuan coati has every so often been made out standing by a deserted road near Slaton.
The ghost of an old prospector with a sizeable mustache and a wooden right leg has been said to have been noticed on one or two occasions traveling on a Harley on a gloomy road close to Slaton.
An extremely large
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coyote has often been made out in a building in Slaton.
Vasco da Gama is often witnessed pacing next to a desolate road near Slaton.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars has allegedly been perceived on numerous occasions relaxing in a beanbag in a house next to Slaton.
The spirit of a flight attendant can regularly be noticed after
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midnight rushing after a passing VW on a shady highway near Slaton. According to what the locals assert, this ghost is most likely the stressed ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Slaton.
A gigantic donkey may be witnessed repeatedly in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror at night.
A medusa has sometimes been observed by a lady hiking along a trail outside Slaton.
An ET from the cosmos is occasionally spotted sitting on a bench in a flat in Slaton.
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
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