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These are some lies we made up about Skellytown.
Nicolaus Copernicus was distinguished walking through an apartment in Skellytown.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed mounted on a horse down a highway close to Skellytown.
The ghost of a young woman dressed in a bloody dress became visible at a coin operated phone in Skellytown talking on the telephone. Numerous folks close by have had identical incidents with an identical ghost.
A gigantic chameleon was observed quite near the entrance to Alibates Flint Quarries National Monument smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a nine foot huge guy was seen walking through a Skellytown vicinity cemetery. This phantom is very active in this area; there have been a handful of other sightings of this exact phantom.
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Ghost Sightings From Skellytown
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Ghost Sightings From Skellytown
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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