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An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space has occasionally been seen on the apex of Pool Hill after midnight staring at the panorama.
An ET from Mars is occasionally perceived concealing a corpse by a sizeable boulder in Artesian Park on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from another world has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of instances drifting by on Allens Creek at midnight.
A gigantic ibex may every so often be seen resting on a bench in a mobile home outside Simonton.
A giant dog was witnessed in the backseat of a car by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night.
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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