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These are some lies we made up about Sherman.
Ferdinand Magellan is now and then observed tossing pebbles in Bearcat Stadium in the early morning hours.
An ET has been made out on a few occasions in a mirror in a Sherman residence; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
An alien tourist from outer space may once in a while be noticed drinking blood from a glass by Cedar Creek.
A very large waterbuck has frequently been witnessed at Loy Lake Dam late in the night taking in the scenery.
A dinosaur is regularly spotted down beside Dripping Springs late in the night consuming a slice of pizza.
A huge panda may regularly be perceived in a building close to Sherman.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter can be perceived often searching for an object beside a parked vehicle in a Sherman parking lot before sunrise.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has every now and then been made out in a Sherman area store, strolling the aisles.
A space man from space is
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now and then noticed having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Sherman house reading a newspaper.
A gargantuan kitten has supposedly been observed on several occasions near Bonham State Park carrying a cranium.
A medieval armor without a person inside may every so often be witnessed shouting right by Chickasaw National Recreation Area.
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Loads of folks who live here say this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long departed Sherman person who lived here.
Plato was seen traveling on a llama by the side of a road next to Sherman.
A semi transparent gentleman outfitted as the skipper of a freight ship was noticed walking through a building close to Sherman. When the spirit was distinguished it disappeared into the thin air. Locals here who have spotted this ghost allege this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Sherman long ago.
The spirit of a young gentleman having on a confederate uniform emerged at a public phone in Sherman making a telephone call. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being noticed.
The ghost of a bum was observed reasoning alongside a wild highway in the neighborhood of Sherman in the early morning hours before sunrise. Frightened by the watchers the ghost departed into the darkness.
An extraterrestrial was seen staying in a neglected villa in Sherman.
An extraterrestrial
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tourist from another part of the galaxy is regularly seen standing by a desolate highway in the vicinity of Sherman.
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Ghost Sightings From Sherman
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Ghost Sightings From Sherman
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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